Weezer Debuted A Couple New Songs On Jimmy Kimmel Live Last Night

Weezer popped up on Kimmel last night to play two singles from the veteran group’s upcoming LP, The White Album. “Do You Wanna Get High” and “Thank God For Girls” are no “The Sweater Song,” but there’s still some classic Weezer riffs and Cuomo psuedo-raps going on here. Can’t say I’m adding these to the Spotify playlist, but both tracks are worth a listen if you’ve got a soft spot for Rivers and the boys.

PS – Weezer and Panic! At The Disco kicking off a US tour this summer? Tenth grade Matty-after-a-breakup would Bateman a bum to be in that building.


Lamar Odom Found Unresponsive in HBO’s “Cathouse” Brothel

TMZ – Former NBA and reality TV star Lamar Odom was hospitalized after he was found unconscious Tuesday at a Nevada brothel, authorities said.

The former Los Angeles Laker was in a Las Vegas hospital Tuesday night and there was no immediate word on his condition, officials said.

The Nye County Sheriff’s Department was called at about 3:15 p.m. to Love Ranch in Crystal, Nevada, about 70 miles outside of Las Vegas for a report of an unresponsive man needing an ambulance, Sheriff Sharon A. Wehrly said in a statement.

The 35-year-old was stabilized and taken to Desert View Hospital in nearby Pahrump, the statement said. Officials then tried to have him airlifted to Las Vegas, but the 6-foot-10-inch Odom was too tall for the helicopter that was available and he was driven by ambulance to Sunrise Hospital and Medical Center.

The emergency call came from the media director for Dennis Hof, who owns the Love Ranch and other brothels in Nevada.

Hof, who had his own reality series, “Cathouse,” on HBO, said Odom had been staying at Hof’s home that is attached to the brothel since Saturday.

Hof told the Times that Odom “wanted to get away from everybody, wanted to have fun.”

He said two women from the brothel found Odom unconscious in the afternoon after not seeing him since early in the morning.

He said when they turned him over, “terrible stuff came out” of his mouth or nose.

Hof said Odom had been taking herbal Viagra and had drunk part of a bottle of cognac since arriving but had no knowledge of his use of any other drugs.


Not much to say here other than hopefully Lamar pulls through.   This would be a sad, much too premature, end to a talented life that has taken a dark turn as of late.  By many accounts, Odom is a good guy whose struggles with drug and alcohol addiction have led him down an incredibly dark road.

Odom was a first round draft pick out of Rhode Island in 1999, starred on a young upstart Clippers team for four years before signing with the Heat and eventually winning two championships with the Lakers in 2009 and 2010.  He also became a reality television star due to his much publicized engagement, four-year marraige, and subsequent divorce with Khloe Kardashian.

Lamar last played in the NBA with the Clippers in 2013 – around the same time as his divorce – and his personal life has seemingly fallen to shambles.  A back injury, no-contest plea to drunk driving, and continued battles with drug abuse have resulted in Odom becoming a recluse, outside of randomly popping up as a subject of conversation on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Here’s to hoping that Odom comes out of this apparent overdose with a new lease on life and is able to get himself right.  Personally, he was one of my childhood favorite athletes; he introduced me to a new breed of basketball player that I had never seen – the 6’10 point forward with shooting touch and sick handles. I used to pray for an eight inch growth spurt so I could play like Lamar.  Those young Clippers teams were a circus, but they were damn fun to watch and Lamar turned himself into a lovable character; an endearing wild card. Get well, Lamar.

Barack Obama “Back to Back” (Donald Trump diss) is White Hot HEAT

This week’s viral Internet banger comes courtesy of YouTuber Alphacat, who has built a decent sized following via some comical Obama and Drake spoofs. Safe to say Alphacat is about see a numbers increase with this latest recreation of Drake’s “Back to Back,” performed as POTUS taking shots at Donald Trump. Viral City.

I don’t know much but I do know that I’ll be singing “You gon’ make me buy bottles for John McCaaaaaiiiinnn” for the forseeable future.  Overall, it’s a job well done.

PS – Think Trump will acknowledge this while he live tweets the Democratic debate tonight?

If we’re lucky maybe The Donald will drop an “All Eyez on You” collab with Hillary.

John Stamos Arrested For Driving Under the Influence of a Date Rape Drug


John Stamos will be charged with driving under the influence of GHB, the date rape drug. 

Stamos was arrested June 12 near Canon Dr. and South Santa Monica Blvd. in Beverly Hills after police received “numerous calls” about a possible DUI driver.

Sources told the gossip site the 51-year-old actor was taking GHB as a fitness supplement and to “lean out mass” in preparation for his new TV show “Grandfathered.”

After police stopped him, officers summoned fire department officials, and Stamos was soon taken to an area hospital because authorities felt he needed care.

John fucking Stamos, man.  Guy is an absolute animal.  Feel like him and Dave Duchovny probably meet up a few times a month, trade war stories, swap HGH-infused beauty products, and discuss what drugs provide optimal stamina with the 20-year old models on set.

Look, do I believe Stamos’ story? Sure, kind of. There’s all sorts of prescriptions that are abused and manipulated for unintended uses.  I’m sure one of Stamos’ model or actor pals told him that GHB causes you to shit a ton, not eat, and “lean out mass.”  Models and actors are a strange bunch. But hey, ya get roofied by pervert club promoters a few too many times and you might start rationalizing things, as well. “Mighta been fondled while I slept, but daaaamn I look great!”

With all that said, I’m also going to choose to believe that Uncle Jesse had a gaggle of young “Grandfathered” extras in his trailer, got a little too funky with some consensual party drugs, and made the mistake of driving home. If one of my childhood heroes is gonna DUI on a fucking date rape drug, I’m going to pretend it was for a good reason and not just to flush out his all juice diet. Smdh.

Uhhh Ohhh, Bad Boy Bieber’s Drinking Hennessy on Stage… Just Kidding, He Spits Out His Liquor

I’m not going to pretend to know who or what a Rae Sremmurd is, but this concert definitely looks to be what the kids would call “Lit.”

Anyway, the Biebs was doing the damn thing on stage when he made the unfortunate mistake of trying to swig a bottle of Hennessy with cameras in his face.  Dude looked like a 15-year old Matty Fudge taking his first pull of Kevin Williams.  I can’t totally hate  because Hennessy is some funky shit to begin with but you gotta get your game up, son. A Remy Boy the Biebs is not. Still makes bangers, though.

Cue the motherfuckin’ music

Will Smith Reveals that Jared Leto Went Full Heath Ledger While Filming ‘Suicide Squad’

Vanity Fair – For his Oscar-winning role in Dallas Buyers Club, Jared Leto lost 30 pounds, shaved his entire body, and refused to break character while filming the drama. And for his follow-up role in the upcoming Suicide Squad, Leto reportedly took his transformation into the iconic super-villain The Joker just as seriously.

In a new interview, Leto’s co-star Will Smith, who plays Deadshot, reveals that Leto completely disappeared into his character so much so that Smithstill doesn’t know what Leto, the actor, is like in real life.

“[Suicide Squad] is insane,” Smith said in a Beats 1 interview Monday. “I’ve never actually met Jared Leto. We worked together for six months and we’ve never exchanged a word outside of ‘Action!’ and ‘Cut!’ I literally have not met him yet. So, the first time I see him will be ‘Hey, Jared. What’s up?’ He was all in on the Joker.”

This summer, Suicide Squad cast mate Adam Beach, who plays Slipknot, revealed that Leto sent out gifts in character as well.

He sent Margot Robbie a nice love letter with a black box with a rat in it—a live rat,” Beach told E!. “It was beautiful. Then he sent bullets to Will [Smith] with a letter.”

According to Beach, Leto also sent the cast a video and a “dead hog.” Beach explained of the cryptic gestures, “Basically, what he said was, ‘Guys, I can’t be there but I want you to know I’m doing my work as hard as you guys… The video he showed is in character. It blew our minds away. Then we realized that day, this is real.”

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Was there really any doubt that my man Jared Leto was gonna go total maniac in prep for Suicide Squad. Dude has been bonkers since his early Thirty  Seconds to Mars and Requiem days.  Kind of an inspiration for me, though; god knows I would give anything to send my fat bitch coworkers a couple dead rats in a box and drop a dead hog on the company doorstep. Pretty sure Jared Leto just hates Margot Robbie’s guts. They probably didn’t taste as sweet as he anticipated.

Part of me is extremely worried for Leto’s health, but I would also bet that the industry, and actors in particular, are more aware of mental instability warnings since Heath Ledger’s tragic demise. Ledger was also a whole different ball game; locked up in a hotel room for month’s on end, running through prescriptions, and only cracking the door open to accept room service and whisper to his agent.  This news about Leto staying totaling in character while filming seems a little more in line with “normal” character acting, as normal as that can ever be considered.  At least he’s interacting with breathing mammals.  Leto has been rocking hard since ’98 and came up – as an actor -working under guys like Pitt/Norton (Fight Club) and Bale (American Psycho).  Combine their tutelage with the few weeks of speedballs that Leto and Marlon Wayans definitely did didn’t do to prep for Requiem and you’ve got one hell of an awesome weirdo.

Ledger’s transformation into the Joker resulted in one of the most impressive onscreen performances that we have ever seen.  Leto will go down as the same breed of artist as Ledger and while JL’s resume is not yet as well-rounded, he seems to nail more and more challenging roles each year. It goes without saying that hopefully his deep dives into every new character is simply that and nothing more.

One thing is for sure, this all has me AMPED UP for Suicide Squad. It’s too bad that we have to wait until August 2016, but I’m getting the feeling that it will be well worth the wait. This trailer looks so money, and that’s not just because of the ominous Halo music.

This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like: While In Rehab, Michael Phelps Learns That His Girlfriend Is Actually His Boyfriend


Daily Mail –  Michael Phelps’ girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler has just made a shocking admission. Chandler is revealing she was actually born a boy, and named David Roy Fitch at birth. As a teenager however Chandler went on testosterone blockers and had her name changed and then, in her early twenties, underwent corrective surgery to get rid of her male genitalia.

Chandler was born a male however in name only, and is actually intersex, meaning she had male genitalia, but no testicles, while also having a uterus and no ovaries.

She is also revealing how in love she is with Phelps, and how they two clicked after meeting on Tinder.

‘Spending time with him was like a teenage love affair,’ she says. 

‘I have never felt so comfortable and accepted in every way as I did with him.’

She had previously detailed their first date, to a Baltimore Ravens game, to the National Enquirer.

‘One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,’ she says.  ‘Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.

She also told the magazine that she never lied to the swimmer about her past, saying it just never came up. 

Now however, Chandler thinks Phelps may leave her after telling her truth.

‘I am probably going to lose him because he is a brand that his team wants to protect and things since he went to rehab came to my attention that didn’t put him or our relationship in the best light,’ she says. 

Her Facebook is a shrine to the swimmer, with his photos plastered all over her wall and banner. She also seems to repost any and all stories that mention their relationship. 

Chandler was with Phelps when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI on September 30 in Baltimore, Maryland. The swimmer entered rehab just a few days after the incident and completed his program on Wednesday according to Chandler.

Phelps, the most decorated Olympian of all time with 22 medals, is currently serving a six month suspension from swimming as a result of his DUI. 

Flawless logic by our transgender friend Taylor here. Did you get fucked-and-chucked by a heterosexual, superstar Olympian who has since gone to rehab for drug and alcohol addiction? Yes? Okay. Do you want to develop a longterm, loving relationship with said superstar but you’re unsure if he will be comfortable with the fact that you were born with a big ol’ horsecock? Yes? Alright. While in rehab, working to get his life together, did he fail to immediately respond to your email telling him that when he thought he was hitting the G-spot he was, in fact, just fucking your prostate? Alllriigght, cool, seems like the smart play here would be to confess your love to The Daily Mail and National Enquirer, letting the whole world know that your man went on a bender and unknowingly got all up in Jared Leto‘s guts. No chance that will end poorly for all parties involved.

BRUTAL couple of months for your boy Mike Phelps. Enjoying retired life with his 58 gold metals, picking up chicks on Tinder and bagging large-breasted Milfs on a casual Sunday at the Ravens game. Next thing he knows he’s failing another field sobriety test and getting sent to try and salvage his “brand.” The one thing he’s still got working for him is being able to space out during therapy sessions and think about that blonde cougar with the crazy firm glutes and killer hand-job technique. Whoops! She was actually named Dave and Dave is so insecure that after not hearing from you for a few hours he takes his tale to The Daily Mail. Now you’re just another weird tranny guy. Better give Axel Foley a call ASAP.  Someone should really check on Phelps, though. This is a tough pill to swallow, and there’s a strong chance that’s exactly what he’s doing. So thanks for that, Dave.

But also, seriously, thanks Dave. If there’s any hope of the public forgetting about this, Phelps is gonna need to unretire again and win like 12 more medals.That will be fun to watch, I guess.

P.S. – If all this whole ordeal is true, there’s no chance this was really Phelps’ girlfriend, right?  To me, it sounds like it was a little fling for Phelps. Turned out to be a hot looking Tranny who hit the jackpot.  Certified psycho with all those Facebook posts, too. Tough luck for Michael, but maybe the universe really is a zero-sum game. Phelps never lost in the pool, so now he’s taking his lumps. Inversely, the chick with a dick is finally getting some shine.