Terrell Owens and Vince Young Are Back! (In a Wendy’s Commercial)

Can a 90 second Wendy’s spot win an Oscar?  Hope so, because I just watched a perfect piece of cinema. That was Friday Night Lights, Remember The Titans, and She’s All That rolled into one obstacle-conquering screenplay.

Not sure I’ll go out of my way to try Wendy’s Gruyere – more likely a product of Octomom’s utters than that of any Swiss cow – but I’ll sure as hell buy some TO and VY penny stocks.  Those guys look great.  As expected, Owens hasn’t lost a step. Dude is an absolute machine. Some NFL squad needs to give my man another shot; he’s basically football’s Sly Stallone.

And then we’ve got Ben Roethlisberger in blackface Vince Young looking dapper as ever.  Hefty, sure, but dapper nonetheless.  Last we saw VY he was busy getting cut by Green Bay in 2014, but toss a helmet on him and tell me buddy’s not a Jameis Winston body double. You can’t. Vince couldn’t shut his mouth in Tennessee, but he could damn sure sling it. Such a fun player to watch when the gears were oiled.

If you don’t want to see Young and Owens in a sanctioned football game – somewhere, anywhere – then we weren’t meant to be pals. Simple as that.

PS – Tell me you’ve never wanted to punch Jeff Fisher.

jeff fisher

Tough to totally blame Vince for hating Fish’s guts.


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