My god Joey don’t hurt em! Bats out there doing his best Schwarber–Cespedes lovechild impression. No gas, that was the best bat flip I’ve ever seen. So angry, so aggressive, and so sure of the damage he just inflicted as soon as bat touched ball. He might as well have handed the Rangers their plane tickets on his way around the diamond. That’s a series finisher, boys.
One more time, for the 6.
Somebody tell that little blonde shithead kid that there’s a new champ in town.