John Stamos Arrested For Driving Under the Influence of a Date Rape Drug

NY POST

John Stamos will be charged with driving under the influence of GHB, the date rape drug. 

Stamos was arrested June 12 near Canon Dr. and South Santa Monica Blvd. in Beverly Hills after police received “numerous calls” about a possible DUI driver.

Sources told the gossip site the 51-year-old actor was taking GHB as a fitness supplement and to “lean out mass” in preparation for his new TV show “Grandfathered.”

After police stopped him, officers summoned fire department officials, and Stamos was soon taken to an area hospital because authorities felt he needed care.

John fucking Stamos, man.  Guy is an absolute animal.  Feel like him and Dave Duchovny probably meet up a few times a month, trade war stories, swap HGH-infused beauty products, and discuss what drugs provide optimal stamina with the 20-year old models on set.

Look, do I believe Stamos’ story? Sure, kind of. There’s all sorts of prescriptions that are abused and manipulated for unintended uses.  I’m sure one of Stamos’ model or actor pals told him that GHB causes you to shit a ton, not eat, and “lean out mass.”  Models and actors are a strange bunch. But hey, ya get roofied by pervert club promoters a few too many times and you might start rationalizing things, as well. “Mighta been fondled while I slept, but daaaamn I look great!”

With all that said, I’m also going to choose to believe that Uncle Jesse had a gaggle of young “Grandfathered” extras in his trailer, got a little too funky with some consensual party drugs, and made the mistake of driving home. If one of my childhood heroes is gonna DUI on a fucking date rape drug, I’m going to pretend it was for a good reason and not just to flush out his all juice diet. Smdh.

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