This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like: While In Rehab, Michael Phelps Learns That His Girlfriend Is Actually His Boyfriend

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Daily Mail –  Michael Phelps’ girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler has just made a shocking admission. Chandler is revealing she was actually born a boy, and named David Roy Fitch at birth. As a teenager however Chandler went on testosterone blockers and had her name changed and then, in her early twenties, underwent corrective surgery to get rid of her male genitalia.

Chandler was born a male however in name only, and is actually intersex, meaning she had male genitalia, but no testicles, while also having a uterus and no ovaries.

She is also revealing how in love she is with Phelps, and how they two clicked after meeting on Tinder.

‘Spending time with him was like a teenage love affair,’ she says. 

‘I have never felt so comfortable and accepted in every way as I did with him.’

She had previously detailed their first date, to a Baltimore Ravens game, to the National Enquirer.

‘One thing led to the next, and we made love during halftime,’ she says.  ‘Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.

She also told the magazine that she never lied to the swimmer about her past, saying it just never came up. 

Now however, Chandler thinks Phelps may leave her after telling her truth.

‘I am probably going to lose him because he is a brand that his team wants to protect and things since he went to rehab came to my attention that didn’t put him or our relationship in the best light,’ she says. 

Her Facebook is a shrine to the swimmer, with his photos plastered all over her wall and banner. She also seems to repost any and all stories that mention their relationship. 

Chandler was with Phelps when he was arrested on suspicion of DUI on September 30 in Baltimore, Maryland. The swimmer entered rehab just a few days after the incident and completed his program on Wednesday according to Chandler.

Phelps, the most decorated Olympian of all time with 22 medals, is currently serving a six month suspension from swimming as a result of his DUI. 

Flawless logic by our transgender friend Taylor here. Did you get fucked-and-chucked by a heterosexual, superstar Olympian who has since gone to rehab for drug and alcohol addiction? Yes? Okay. Do you want to develop a longterm, loving relationship with said superstar but you’re unsure if he will be comfortable with the fact that you were born with a big ol’ horsecock? Yes? Alright. While in rehab, working to get his life together, did he fail to immediately respond to your email telling him that when he thought he was hitting the G-spot he was, in fact, just fucking your prostate? Alllriigght, cool, seems like the smart play here would be to confess your love to The Daily Mail and National Enquirer, letting the whole world know that your man went on a bender and unknowingly got all up in Jared Leto‘s guts. No chance that will end poorly for all parties involved.

BRUTAL couple of months for your boy Mike Phelps. Enjoying retired life with his 58 gold metals, picking up chicks on Tinder and bagging large-breasted Milfs on a casual Sunday at the Ravens game. Next thing he knows he’s failing another field sobriety test and getting sent to try and salvage his “brand.” The one thing he’s still got working for him is being able to space out during therapy sessions and think about that blonde cougar with the crazy firm glutes and killer hand-job technique. Whoops! She was actually named Dave and Dave is so insecure that after not hearing from you for a few hours he takes his tale to The Daily Mail. Now you’re just another weird tranny guy. Better give Axel Foley a call ASAP.  Someone should really check on Phelps, though. This is a tough pill to swallow, and there’s a strong chance that’s exactly what he’s doing. So thanks for that, Dave.

But also, seriously, thanks Dave. If there’s any hope of the public forgetting about this, Phelps is gonna need to unretire again and win like 12 more medals.That will be fun to watch, I guess.

P.S. – If all this whole ordeal is true, there’s no chance this was really Phelps’ girlfriend, right?  To me, it sounds like it was a little fling for Phelps. Turned out to be a hot looking Tranny who hit the jackpot.  Certified psycho with all those Facebook posts, too. Tough luck for Michael, but maybe the universe really is a zero-sum game. Phelps never lost in the pool, so now he’s taking his lumps. Inversely, the chick with a dick is finally getting some shine.

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