Huff Post – A Long Island man was issued court summonses for laughing too loud in his own home. A neighbor issued complaints against 42-year-old Robert Schiavelli of Rockville Centre, N.Y., on Feb. 12 and Feb. 13.
Schiavelli, who has seizures and other neurological problems, claimed he laughs as a defense mechanism against the taunts of his neighbor, Daniel O’Hanian, the outlet notes. However, the judge declined to throw out the complaints at a Tuesday arraignment, and now Schiavelli, who lives with his mother, could face $500 in fines or 30 days in jail.
His lawyer, Andrew Campanelli, called the summonses “absurd,” and Schiavelli said he wasn’t aware it was “a crime to laugh out the window,” the New York Post reports.
Schiavelli and his mom, Suzanne, allege O’Hanian teases him about his disability. “What else are you supposed to do when someone calls you a retard?” Schiavelli told the tabloid.
Introducing the neighbor pairing from Hell. Actually, Strong Island. Are you kidding me? These two morons have been feuding for over a year, to the extent that the half-tard Italian, Schiavelli, is scream-laughing out his window to piss off his mick neighbor. And who knows how this feud even started. Doesn’t matter. I’ve got news for Schiavelli: If your neighbor calls you a retard and you respond by screaming “MUHAHAHAHA” out your window so the whole damn neighborhood’s night is ruined, then you are most definitely a fucking retard. You’re an imbecile. Pack it up and call it a day, Jeffy.
And as for Daniel O’Hanian, this guy is an absolute dickhead. Doesn’t matter what the scenario is, if you’re feuding with your half-a-meatball neighbor for over a year, calling him a retard, and yelling at each other window-to-window, you’re a piece of shit, too. If you don’t like you’re neighbor do what every semi-civilized human has done for hundreds of years: ignore them. That being said, if I was somehow stuck with a scream-laughing mongoloid like Robert Schiavelli next door, the cops are getting a call for sure.
ps – “Do you want fries with that?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crPXRjxU8bw